How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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