What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

An Asian man fails a math test

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

a seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

THE GAME

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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