Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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