Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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