- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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