What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

balls

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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