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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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