How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A woman wears a dress.

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The Morman Religion.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Keanu Reaves

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Women's Rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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