Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Woman rights.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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