- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What color is red paint? Red

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

balls

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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