Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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watch a i d s left

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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