What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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watch a i d s left

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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