- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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