- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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