How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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