- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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