- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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