- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Women's Rights Movement

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

The Morman Religion.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Keanu Reaves

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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