- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I need to start studying.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

You all have Aids

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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