- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Who's on first? Garvey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

My children are huge mistakes.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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