Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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why girl die cancer

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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