- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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