- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Knock knock come in.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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