- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Woman rights.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Keanu Reaves

The Morman Religion.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A woman wears a dress.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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