What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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