- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

The game.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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