why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Woman rights.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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