KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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bologna

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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