- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Woman rights.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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