- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

why girl die cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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