A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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