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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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