Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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