- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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