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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Woman rights.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

The Morman Religion.

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