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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A woman wears a dress.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

The Morman Religion.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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