A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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why girl die cancer

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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