I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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womens rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My name is Jeff

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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