- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Do the roar!

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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