What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Anti Joke

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