- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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