It's long!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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PENIS

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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OOOOPPS /

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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9/11

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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