- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Penis.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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