Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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ecks! why zee?

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It's long!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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kcuf read it backwards

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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