why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

France had one revolution

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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