Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Obama.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

ecks! why zee?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Jayden Eccles

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

It's long!

poop

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Sammi suck kyles chode

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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