- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

men, men like men= men+bed

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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