- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

stuarts mum

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

your life

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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