Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

wanna hear a joke? i dont

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Do the roar!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

OOOOPPS /

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

i keep getting thumbs down...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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