How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Buzi vagy!

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Penis

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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