Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Your mom

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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