- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

A Serbian Film

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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