- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

womens rights

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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