I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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