What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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