Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

France had one revolution

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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