My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Your Mother

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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