name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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