- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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