- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Guess what? AIDS!

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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