Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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I just drank a cola.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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