who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Elizabeth Warren

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black people

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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