Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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