michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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