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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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