Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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