What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Obama.

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Womens rights

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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