- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Miscarriages.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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