What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

poop

It's long!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Jayden Eccles

ecks! why zee?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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