- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A Serbian Film

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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