What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Urban ghettos

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