"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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