Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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