who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

black people

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Elizabeth Warren

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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