Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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