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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

why girl die cancer

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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