Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

kcuf read it backwards

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Do the roar!

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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