knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Dogs

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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