Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Anti Joke

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