David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Who invented apple? God

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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