Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

my mind's eye?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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