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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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