what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Netflix and chill

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

whats worse than jonny james obviously

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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