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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Who invented apple? God

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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