Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Do the roar!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Womens rights

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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