why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Who invented apple? God

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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