How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Oh s***

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Women's rights

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

my gramma died

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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