LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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8--------------------- penis

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Anti Joke

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