NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Vaginal secretions

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What's 6 + 9? 15.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Who invented apple? God

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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