- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara