What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Black...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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LOL

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Hello penis

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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